I told ya I’d be going to that macaroon cart in the mall and buying me some macaroons. Well finally I DID IT. Little bit on the expensive side but……. macaroons. It’s by this company called ByWoops. Never heard of them but all I need to know is macaroons. The girl there was your typical blonde skinny, I know I’m hotter than you, ya fat weird girl who I’m gunna get to buy all these macaroons, Staten Island girl. I didn’t mind because she was nice enough and was really kinda coming at me like she was selling real estate or a car or something. She had some guy there that she was talking to and I didn’t mind because I wanted to be left alone to look at the flavors and peruse without any interference. But I guess being in a kind of far off corner of the mall, she didn’t get many costumers. Time to shine and put those sellers techniques to use. Guess she didn’t hate her job that much just yet.
Anyway she tells me how much they are and she tells me they’re $2.50 for one, or 6 for $16, and some other prices, I stopped listening. I kinda felt bad because she was trying her hardest to talk to me and when I’m alone shopping, I’m very fuck off and leave me alone until I’m ready but thanks. Anyway I go for the 6 because there is not way I’m getting just two and I totally wanna try different flavors. Even though I’m like damn $16. Don’t let me lose in the mall, apparently I have no restraint. They come in this neat macaroon tray and a nice little box wrapped with a nice yellow ribbon. I didn’t feel so bad after all. I got me some damn macaroons and nice new hair bow.
Yeah, macaroons, bitch! (Jesse Pinkman voice)
First up: Lemon
Lemon is really good. It reminds me of lemon meringue pie and you all know how much I love lemon meringue pie. So I def love this one.
It reminded me of jam and it’s very sweet. Almost a little too sweet for me but it’s very good. I def would have this with tea.
I was kind of worried about how rose would taste. Like when I told me my friend that’s the flavor I got, he was all “Rose? As in the actual flower rose? You can eat that?” But it’s pretty sweet but not too sweet and it’s refreshing. It’s like when you smell a rose and you kind of get that refreshing sent, it tastes like that. I really like and I am so glad I tried it. Tea parties here I come!
I love all things blueberry, so of course I had to try this. Was not disappointed.
I liked the red velvet, kind of reminded me of a wafer, like a chocolate wafer. But still tasted like red velvet.
Of course got the Nutella. Couldn’t have not tried it. You will not be disappointed, it is so nice and chocolaty, yummmm. Very good, Nutella lovers will go nuts over this one! (Hey, hey, see what I did there?)
Anyway, totally visit there site and have fun! http://www.bywoops.com I will def be at that cart in the future. I know that girl was like, that was easy, when I walked away with my macaroon box in hand and crazy hair on top. So Islanders, please go visit this girl! She’s really nice and will help you even if you are fluffy, are of questionable race, and hang out by yourself in the mall. She’ll keep it professional, and she is very helpful. Service with a smile. 😀 I’m just joshing, I’m joking but I’m not joking, but I’m joking, but I’m not.
Here’s some pix of me loving macaroons, well the box anyway:
My beautiful new hair bow!
Filter? No filter?
Ooo, pin up!
Not so much here…
What I wish I was still doing…. manga!!
Will this nightmare of photos ever end? I fear so. What? I can’t help it, I just got a new phone and I have finally graduated to the 21st century. Having sooo much fun with it! No one should have this much power….or fun! You know your phone is old when everyone at work congratulates you on your new phone like you just graduated, got engaged, or had a baby. “Congrats!” “Finally!” “Eeyyyyy, Drea finally got an upgrade” “Andrea, I’m so proud of you” “Yeah… that phone was crazy” That last sentiment was from my manager, Captain Chaos aka Whispers. Even my 5 year old cousin noticed I got a new phone. Sheesh.
P.S. Don’t you just love ribbons? I feel like a Disney princess or someone from the Victorian era. I love ribbons, velvet ribbons, I’m a bow person.