Lana’s New Video Out Today: Ultraviolence

Hey there darlings! Lana’s new video is out todaaaay!! Hooray! After seeing all the stills for Ultraviolence posted all over her Instagram, the video has finally dropped today. And she does not disappoint. The queen of Hollywood sadcore, is at her height of sexual broodiness on the most important day of every woman’s life, her wedding day. Giving a glimpse to all the diehard Del Rey fans of what it would be like to marry their one and only bae.

The video looks great, her tramping through the woods with a lace veil to die for. Staying with same grainy film of her videos and staying true to her music video splicing roots. The only thing you’ll be wishing for is to be there yourself. Enjoy kiddies! 😉



So I had the new cd from Lana Del Rey, Ultraviolence, for some time now. It was so hard for me to really really get into and super love. I have my few songs that I love but I just felt it was sooo very slow with no pick up at all. Just put me to sleep, Lana. But it’s totally what I expect from her, and with one of my favorite songs like Yayo, I was hoping she would take this route. Be careful what you wish for. But I totally understand where she is going with this, seeing as I was hoping she would. A very jazzy, bluesy, old worldy, very retro sound but totally relevant. I definitely get images in my head and I can totally see some stories I could write from this album. But I feel I just can’t get into every single song. I have my favorites and I’ll stick to those, but other ones…. I think I need a break. I have nothing but love for my girl, don’t get it twisted one bit. I love her, and I understand 100% what she where she was going with this album, but I gotta be real with myself. Half the album made me wanna go to sleep. But sometimes I just need a break from my bands because I wear them out and I get to where I can’t stand them. I’m trying with her, I really am, but I’m not forcing it. I’m sticking to my favorites. I hope you loved this album and gave it half a chance.

Also I think it is also because so many people have grown to love her and obsess over her outta no where. Before it was just me by myself carrying the flag for this girl, and now I can barely get around all the other super fans to see the finish line. They better not fucking ruin Lana for me. I love this bitch before any of the rest on them. She is forever one of the greatest influences on certain aspects of my life. But mostly I love her strength to carry on even though all the haters tried to drag her down, and she went with her head held high and gave no fucks about it. She continues being herself, offering no answers, only results. You can be successful in whatever you want if you really really really try and fuck all those people that try to bring you down in the process. All that matters is you, and that you feel happy with yourself.


if you’re not drinking, then you’re not playing:

cool heart, cool hands, and aptitude:

watch what you say to me:

drink a cherry cola lime (one of the many ways me and Lana are besties! she always knows my fav drinks. i love making cherry lime coke at the freestyle machines. bae you know all my favorites :D):

I could’ve died right then:

you’re burning up, I’m cooling down:

This is the only time I ever ordered her songs into what I like the most, going down. I usually love all her songs but these are my favs from this album. Another reason why I maybe straying from the other songs is that I’m already a depressed, sad person, I really don’t wanna hear anything even more sad and mellow sounding. I just don’t have the emotional stamina. Maybe when I’m a little happier, I can appreciate the deep blues of this album. And it is also very fantasy rock and roll lifestyle to me, with certain songs. At least ones I want to write about. But those are my fav songs off this album. And of course, can’t wait for more.




Happy Anniversary to Me!

Can you believe it? It’s been a whole year since I’ve been torturing you people with my rinky dink blog and I’ve received over 2000 views! Only took a whole bloody year to do it. Blog posts full of self loathing, depression, Lana del Rey, broken pieces of stories, and food… I say it’s been a neurotic trip in the very least. But the one thing that has kept this crazy trip going, is my need for writing and getting something out there when the depression filled skies become clear, and Lana del Rey. Especially now that my bae has become ever so fuckin popular and everyone and their god damn grandmother has seen her but me. Me and boy Richie are up in arms about this and just wanna see our favorite hoe up on stage. He has never been to a concert before and from what I have seen of Lana’s concert, it’s like an outta body experience. He thinks he’s going to pass out and wake up and it’ll all be over. Probably. And I’ll piss, shit, and cum in my fuckin shorts, and we’ll both probably be dragged out by security from trying to sneak onto her tour bus.

But let’s just give the people what they want: Lana! Also I just wanna give tribute to this amazing lady for not knowingly keeping my blog ever so alive. So here ya go, more of Ms. D. Rey:


you turned me on and brought color into my life:


i’m alive again:


i’m the sweetest girl in town so why are so mean:

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you could be kissing my fruit punch lips:

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the boys, the girls, they all like carmen:



my eyes are wide like cherry pies:


let me put on a show for you daddy:

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finally you and me are the lucky ones, this time:


That’s just random mix of Lana del Rey’s songs to tide you over til Ultraviolence comes out. Can’t fuckin wait!!!!

As always, love you more than those bitches before…..

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West Coast

Our favorite Hollywood sadcore queen is back. West Coast came out this week which means we are only that much closer to Ultraviolence. I’m sooo jealous of everyone that has seen her at Coachella and SXSW. I can’t help but turn green with envy, rife with jealousy. But one day I shall see my girl Lana in concert and I’m pretty sure I’ll have an outta body experience.

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Lana del Rey is just in time for weather change with West Coast, inspiring those summer love feelings, wanting to head down to the beach, getting ice cream in your bright bikini top, and saying move baby, move baby, I’m in love.

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but you’ve got the music, you’ve got the music in you, don’t you?:



Sooooo, of course I had to talk about this. From the time I heard there’d be a Maleficent movie staring Angelina Jolie, I was completely sold. Who doesn’t love Disney villains? I definitely do, especially when MAC came out with the Disney Villains limited edition collection….. omg loved it but it was the worst!!! I was a broke college student on a budget, still broke, and it was between that and eating lunch for the rest of the week lol. It was really awesome but it was just way too many pieces and such a limited time to get them all. There was the Evil Queen from Snow White, Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty, Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians, and Doctor Facilier from The Princess and the Frog. That’s four different villains with a numerous amounts of makeup pieces each. I managed to get one shadow and blush from the Evil Queen, but most of the stuff I got was Maleficent’s collection. I got two lip glosses, a lipstick, and a due eye shadow. There was so much more I wanted but I dropped a heavy amount of cash for these products and it was such a struggle to not go to MAC every week and just buy everything I wanted. Anyway………..

Back to how excited I am for this movie! I saw the first trailer and was like, whaaaaaaa…… Awesome! And Elle Fanning’s gunna be in it!!!!!! Even more awesome, she’s my fav of the two Fannings. So it definitely made me fall in love even harder with the movie. But during the Grammy’s, they premiered the second trailer with Lana Del Rey singing a beautifully haunting rendition of “Once Upon a Dream.” As soon as I heard “I know you….” It was over, I was done, I’M IN LOOOOOOVE. I can’t friggin’ wait til May, omg love love looooooooove!!!!!!!!!  What more could a girl want? Oh, I don’t know….. Maybe MAC coming out a Maleficent collection that’s set to come out the SAAAAMMMMEEE TIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, needless to say I’m not leaving my house til May so I can buy all the MAC I want and go watch my two favorite bitches on screen, and hear my number one bitch sing. Oh yeah, I downloaded that song so fast it wasn’t even funny.

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Enjoy lovelies:

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As they say on Once Upon a Time: Evil isn’t born, it’s made. And I cannot wait to see how Maleficent was made. This is not your childhood Sleeping Beauty or Maleficent that you know. And I’m so excited to see this amazing classic get an even more amazing twist.


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If MAC made green foundation as apart of the collection….. I’d totally get it if it made me look half this amazing. You know you would too, don’t judge me.

Top 10 of Lana Del Rey’s Most Hairgasmic Moments

Sooo no secret that I love my girl Lana Del Rey, and what do I love more than her? Her hair of course. I don’t care if it’s weave, clip ins, hair extensions, or 100% hers, her hair always looks so frickin’ amazing and I want it! I love her hair so much whether it’s in an extreme bouffant, or in curling waterfalls. She can pull off any hair color which is so rare for people. Or rather they dye their hair whatever color they want and I don’t like how it looks on them. But I love blonde, brunette, or red on this lady. She can do no wrong in my book, none at all. So here are some my favorite sexy hair styles that she has had over the last few years.

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Top 10 of Lana Del Rey’s Most Hairgasmic Moments:

1. my favorite platinum blonde barbie doll:

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Even though I really don’t like when people dye their hair blonde, because the coloring never goes correctly with their skin or they honestly look better darker, I totally love her blonde. She def has the coloring and sweethearts, if you really do wanna go blonde, invest in a specialist. Blonde is sooo not for everybody. Everyone says I should do a honey blonde, when I bleach my hair that’s what it looks like basically. I agree it may look ok on me, but being blonde is so not my life. Being a blue/purple haired person is. Don’t you just wanna put your face on those easy, breezy curls? Way jealous.

2. the bouffant vs. the new millennium:

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The 50s on crack. This lady took one of her favorite things about the vintage era and took it to the 21st century with great height. It makes me wanna buy a bunch of those bump it things and stack a bunch on top of my head in some feeble attempt to make my hair look like that. Sadly I’m sure to come up short, very. She makes me wanna get a some extensions and defy gravity with a high rise hairdo. I just need 5 mins with her hair stylist, 5 minutes!

3. revolution of the flower crown:

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The world was filled flower crowns getting for the summer babies who were dying to bring out their inner hippie. Head chains slowly turned to little flowers gracing the heads of everyone who had summer and trend close to their heart. But it wasn’t until Lana Del Rey wore the flower crown that we were showed how it was really done. She raised the bar to max and made everyone wish there was a rose bush on their head. I love them too but unless I have Lana hair and not some cheap wilted looking flowers on my head, I will not be wearing them anytime soon.

4.  Ride:

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OMG. Her in this video was so terribly amazing. Can you say jealous? I never wants curls so much in my life. My hair is curly but that’s some Orphan Annie vs. Scary Spice on crack shit. These are beautiful, long, luxurious waving curls from heaven. If there ever was a time to have a hairgasm, it certainly is now. You cannot deny the amazingness of her hair in this vid. There’s no fucking denying it. I love when she has that big red bow in her hair and she just looks like a grown up Little Red Riding Hood or something. In looooooooove. Ringlets from heaven. *sigh* Why can’t my hair do that?!

5. Hollywood waves:

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Those waves!!! I’m sooo jealous! I love these old Hollywood glamour, finger waves. Amazing. She always look so beautiful with them, so long and effortlessly curling down her back. I don’t know why people hate on her so much when she is just beautiful and her hair is one of those things that make her so. My aunt always said your hair is your beauty so you must always take care of your hair. Well this girl knows how to do it. Can’t she just come out with extensions like everyone else?

6. color me red, or is it auburn? golden brown?:

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What color is it? Is it technically red, but a light brown? Is it just a nice auburn, leaning toward a golden brown? Whatever it is, it’s red and I looove red heads so watch out Lana. Once again, pulling off a color that would just look like copper gone wrong or a lesson on not to bleach your hair on most people, Lana pulls this color effortlessly and makes you keep guessing what category of color it falls under. I just wish that color was on my head, but not really. I’m def one of those people that should never wear this color.

7. blacker than lacquer:

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I loooove her dark! It may seem startling at first but real quick you’ll realize it’s striking more than anything else. Chocolate brown, black, black brown, idc what it is I love it! This just makes her seem like a living doll. Especially with all those curls or billowing waves. Why can’t my hair billow? I want to billow, too!! Anyway, just another reason to be jealous of her. She’s that best friend you secretly wanna kill and then possess their body because, how much more of your beauty are we supposed to take? It means we love we you.

8. I believe it’s just brown:

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It’s just dull ol’ brown here, coming to grace the head of Lana Del Rey, who can never look dull. The brown shines off her head like newly shined leather. How can anyone ever complete with that? Browns don’t dare to look mousy or frumpy on her, no they look like some color you never thought to dye your hair and you realize that’s the color your grandmother had before she went completely grey. I’m a take your grandma style, that’s what her hair color is saying. Also, it helps you to embrace the mousiness that surrounds your own head. My hair is naturally a dark brown but I hate it, why can’t it just be black? I always dye it black or blue black. I like my hair as dark as possible, or as bright as my hair is now blue, purple, and a little pink. But if it’s gunna be colorful, it’s gunna be colorful.

9. straight and narrow:

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She’s a real girl, I swear! For those days when we can’t find our XXXL bump it, and our curling iron has finally shorted out, Lana does what every other girl does. K.I.S.S.= Keep It Straight Stupid! For those times where she refuses another crimp in her hair or an ant hill of teased up hair, going stick straight is the answer. Lana just proves to you, that yes she can pull any hair style, boo ya bitches! When all she needs is a blow out to keep the haters away, Lana is no short of beautiful.

10. let’s play pretend:

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As if you weren’t already jealous of her hair, people have flexed their Photoshop skills to dye Lana’s hair to show how jealous you could really get. She looks completely amazing with these colors and if she really dyed her hair these colors, I wouldn’t be mad one bit. Just supremely jealous. But this just reaffirms that this bitch can dye her hair any color and still look really really fucking good.

Now how jealous are you? I know I’m totally green! Love her, hate her, or wanna murder and be her, you fucking love her. There’s no denying that great head of hair of hers: the styles! the colors! the effortless waves! If I ever do catch the fame bug, me and her hair stylist need to have a looooong talk. I see long dark waves in my feature… preferably blue and purple.

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Ladies and Gents!

Now presenting the mini film we’ve all been waiting for… TROPICO!!!!! Yes, yes Tropico is finally here! A mini film featuring Lana Del Rey and Shaun Ross. This mini film features videos for three of her songs off her Paradise EP: Body Electric, Gods and Monsters, and Bel Air. I’m not going to pretend and say that I know everything that’s going on the film because I def don’t. As my good friend Richie says, you def need to be high for some of this shit. Sure I understand it on it’s most basic level, being in the garden of Eden, falling from grace, now shoot to life as we know it now, full of sin and bad decisions, and then what we all want: a way out and being able to enjoy the beauty of life. But ask me anything further than that and you’re asking my brain to hurt. So without further ado, you know what to do:


Still not sure that you want any part of this mind bend experience? Here’s a few reasons why you should watch my favorite underdog:

Top 10 Reasons to Watch Tropico:

1. Hellooo!!! Lana’s in it!!! Duh…

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2. The strip club scene provides us with some very bootyliscious strippers… make that ass clap!

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3. Lana stripping, thought I really wish she was wearing pasties like everyone else…

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4. Lana’s rose outfit in the garden of Eden, looove it!

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5. A garden of Eden filled with Marilyn Monroe, Elvis, John Wayne, and of course Jesus Christ.

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6. Lana running around town with some badass chicks.

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7. Lana is your narrator that guides you throughout the film, reciting Allen Ginsberg and Walt Whitman.

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8. Clips of some pretty cray party scenes that make you wish you were high so maybe you knew remotely what was going on.

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9. Robbing mitches and taking all their money.

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10. It’s all we have until her new album Ultraviolence comes out sometimes next year!! 😥

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So thanks a lot asshole who stole all her music and pre-released them. Now she has to start from scratch and that means we have to wait until the New Year to see what her new shit’s all about. But I already like the title. I have a penchant for violence and if it’s ultra, even better.

You’ve done it again Ms. D. Rey and I certainly look forward to viewing more of your work. Were you not entertained?!

Love you more, than those bitches before…

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