Sometimes when I watch my tv shows some of the things they say just make you burst out laughing or you totally agree with whatever they’re saying. One of my fav shows that I can probably pull a million quotes from just one episode is 2 Broke Girls. That’s show’s fucking hilarious. And now I’m here to share it with the woooooorrrld……. or the two of you that still read my blog. I’m still Jenna-ing my blog so fuck it! Here’s some shit that I find hilarious and say out loud over and over by myself in my room and cracking up.
New Girl:
When CeCe goes into Jess’s room to talk about Schmidt and she’s in bed with Nick.
“How’d I get so lucky? My bro and my ho!”- Jess
Supernatural:
“Then we can all go out for strippers and ice cream.”- Dean sure knows the way to my heart. *sigh*
Super Fun Night:
When Kimmy revealed to the guys they went on a date with that she falsified her and her friends’ dating profile, and Murika wasn’t really a botanist.
“Argh, the plant knowledge we could’ve had!”- one of the three guys with a beard, idk their names yet, they’re new
American Horror Story: Coven:
When Fiona pulls Madame LaLaurie from her grave still alive after 180 years.
“Come on Mary Todd Lincoln, I’ll buy you a drink.”- Fiona
2 Broke Girls:
When they get their new day waiter/ gay waiter and of course Max is being my favorite nosey dirty girl:
“So are you a top?”- Max
“Oh please, you think this anyone’s pushing this $25,000 face into a pillow?”- Luis
When Luis’ phone rings.
“Is that the theme from Sex and the City?”- Caroline
“You know it! I’m such a Charlotte.”- Luis
“I’m a Charlotte, too! There’s not many of us.”- Caroline
“And I’m all the dead girls from American Horror Story.”- Max
I def cracked up to that last one. One of my favorites so far. Love tv. *sigh* My best friend besides my bed. I do everything from my bed. Anyway these are a few scenes/lines that have been rolling around my head and I have been chuckling to myself about or saying at work and then laughing and then have my co-workers stare at me. They always ask me if I’m ok and I just say no, cuz what’s the point in lying if it’s so damn obvious already. Hopefully you found these funny too, or at least makes you go watch the show! You should be watching these shows already anyway…. unless you actually have a life.
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