Sometimes I would like to be one of those people that have a really cool YouTube channel. But that’s never gunna happen, blog’s daring enough for me. But I would like to interview celebs and stuff and ask the real hard hitting questions we’d all like to know the answer to. And I have some questions for you Drake.
My Interview with Aubrey Drake Graham. (I wiiiiissh!)
1. What’s the deal with Canada, man? Why don’t you ever rap about it? Did you forget you’re from Canada? I mean you started from the bottom, and that’s as bottom as you can get. Rap about Canada please. They miss you.
2. Speaking of Canada, do you ever visit Degrassi? Hang out with Spinner and Marco?
3. Um, someone forgot about Craig. Dude, where’s Craig? Shouldn’t you be helping him out now? Smh, I thought you guys were friends. Why don’t you hang out with Craig, dude?
4. Would you really murder Amanda Bynes’ vagina?
5. Did you develop the motto YOLO after your character Jimmy Brooks got shot in the back? Cuz I’d totally understand that.
6. Sooo, on the weekends, are you just Aubrey? Or is that still Drake?
7. Sooo, you like your eyebrows that thick, or are they weapons in disguise?
8. Did you use those weapons against Chris Brown when you guys had that altercation? They do some damage bro.
9. Didja really fuck Nicki? Or was that all hype and eyebrows? And if so, how was DAT ASS?
10. Did you ever find her loving? Did you ever find her heart? That’s all I ever wanted to know.
Well I hope one day Drake will sit down with me and answer these very important questions. That would be one fun interview!
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